Tuesday 20 March 2012

Our obsession with numbers!

After nearly a year of waiting, the average Indian Cricket Fan has begun to breathe normally. Over the past year or so, there have been numerous opinions and discussions from the pundits, the not so pundits and almost anybody and everybody on how the landmark is affecting the game of probably the greatest cricketer of all times, the one normally associated as the God of Cricket in India. While some said that the milestone was affecting his game, a few others disagreed. But in the end, the God himself finally confessed that it was playing at the back of his mind for the past 1 year, and thereby made the average Cricket Fanatic understand that the God is Human after all.

However, there is an Indian side to this pressure that the Little Master was facing. To start off with, the God is Indian first and Human later; he has his routes in a humble Middle class Indian family, a family which most of us normal people can relate to. Ever since we learnt to read and write, we have had to deal with typical middle class statistics and comparisons. And this has crept into every part of our life, be it in class rooms, playgrounds, news rooms, elections, family gatherings; we Indian can go about it all the time, even while discussing our physical attributes.

Every thing in our day to day life has some form of a number associated to it. From personal experiences, I can relate to this Indian statistic at every step of my life. At school, its about the percentage of marks that you have scored, I remember when I first joined boarding School in the class 5, I got the 10th rank in the first mid term exam and that was my highest ever rank that I secured in my entire School Life. The first time, my parents were happy but the happiness came with a disclaimer, "Congrats my Son but you know you can do better; you just have to work a little harder". But that I did not surpass that rank ever is another matter altogether. Once the board exams came in, the days of the first class was out of the window, my generation was about topping the First class and achieving distinction. Most students today cannot even get a seat in a college of their choice if they do not score more than 90%. We are living in a society where society sets the parameters on happiness and satisfaction.

I for one thought that this whole pressure will wear off once I start working but it has actually turned out to be a Bethal that just doesn't seem to be getting off my back. Not bad enough I studied Law and then decided that it was not my thing and took upon a profession where most people initially thought I was arranging tables at weddings and corporate events. Today, they have seen my work but now its about the money being credited to my bank account and my bank balance and the comparison with an old classmate of mine and how he works lesser hours than me but earns a lot more. In a years time, it will probably be about getting married and settling down. It definitely is one vicious cycle and in a few years time, roles will change and my offspring will probably go through the same pressure that I went through.

This brings me back to the pressure on Tendulkar and his 100th century. The numbers game is a part of our culture and will continue to be. Tendulkar probably played a selfish innings just so that he reached the landmark and it must have been one of the factors for India to lose that particular match but it had to be done. An entire country was waiting for the landmark; mortals like us can just about manage the pressure from our families but imagine the expectations of an entire Country on your shoulders and carrying the burden for nearly a year and not able to achieve it. We might have lost back to back series in England and Australia at the cost of a particular milestone but that is the way we live. No matter how much we deny it and say we are different, this numbers mentality is in all of us; we might not apply the conventional traditional milestones to ourselves but we do set a certain yardstick in our way of life and that is the Indian Way of Life

And the GOD IS INDIAN!!.. He has got a couple of years of cricket left and let him at this penultimate hour play it like that 16 year old teenager who hit Qadir for those mighty 6's. He has carried the burden of the nation for more than 16 years, its time to let him enjoy the game....

Monday 2 January 2012

Who is Responsible?

The image of Karnataka has taken a beating over the last couple of years. The "Nataka" in Karnataka seems to be getting worse or better for the Media who are getting far better air time than they could have even imagined a couple of years ago. No wonder then that there are numerous Kannada channels that have sprouted in the last couple of years. Each channel somehow seem to be inspired by a program that used to be popular on a popular channel a few years ago. From the programming to the diction to the voice over seem to be truly inspired by that particular program.

Yesterday's incident in the City Civil court premises has definitely taken this to a whole new level. All news channels across all demographics have been hell bent on blaming the Lawyer fraternity for the whole fiasco and they had me convinced that it was my Friends who were to blame. Fortunately I spoke to a good friend of mine and got to know the other half of the story and began to see the coverage in a whole new light.

I am not writing this to condemn the Police atrocities or defend the actions of the lawyers. I am instead glad that this happened. It was time that we mortal voting population actually understood the system and that this whole episode took place in a court complex actually gives me reason to celebrate.

For a few years now, The Media has been the eyes of the law as they like to call themselves and fed us with filth that I would not have accepted left to myself. My friends in the legal community to a large extent have actually been endorsing the views put forth by these news channels and spoken about how people like me are far removed form actual reality. I would instead say that a lot of people have been clinging on to things that didn't need clinging on to. There is in fact not one news channel in the country today that is not biased. Everybody has their own personal gains and if not for the remote in our homes, people like Arnab Goswami would have probably become a Dictator by now.

The Authorities (Police etc), Media and the lawyers actually baffle me. To a large extent they are 2 sides of the same coin. And this is why I think so. I was impressed when the Media decided to go against the Govt. in power and actually showed 3 desperate Middle age Ministers watching porn in the Assembly and the same was carried all across the country. 3 weeks down the line, the Govt. is actually investigating the persons who brought this out and their friends in the Media has decided to play safe and I haven't seen one newspaper or a television channel condemning the Govt. and supporting their colleagues except for a stray article or a useless discussion on PRIME TIME TELEVISION. Its the same media that highlights a so called RAVE PARTY in a farm house and while one side gets the so called moral police to accompany them and then speaks about demoralizing standards of today's generation, the other side acts as the guardian of democracy and upholding the rights of a citizen to his fundamental rights. The truth is that the Media today is only after TRP 's. The Media in our country will do anything to stay afloat in their business. There was a huge support for Anna Hazare and the Media backed him all the way. Unfortunately for Anna and team the lack of a good PR agency did them in and the whole Janlokpal bill debate has become a bit of a joke. Of course, Anna's team has also messed up every step of the way is another matter altogether. If the Media is actually serious about its duty, they would have published the names of all those who have money stashed away abroad. Instead, they just make a huge hue and cry and think of new debates for PRIME TIME TELEVISION.

Dear Lawyers, wake up, you are as much to blame as anybody else. To a large extent, you prefer to keep the authorities in your good books so that you get the best desired results for your client and there is nothing wrong in it for you have a job to do. However, it is the same attitude that has today put you in the spot that you are in and tomorrow will also put us in a similar position. You know the law better than all of us and yet you prefer the easier route to get things done. It is time to stop being nice and the whole goody two shoes attitude needs to go.
I for one feel its time that we are not used as pawns in a chess game sand actually get our due. I am the voter and the tax payer. the Govt. will not be in power without me and the authorities will not get their salary if not for the taxes I pay. And its time I get my due.

Nobody can justify violence when there are various other means to get the point across. Though I personally feel that for somebody to take notice, violence is a necessary tool at times. India has seen it over the ages, The Quit India movement of 1857 was the first instance where the British actually decided that India needed a law and it was the Queens proclamation of 1858 that got the ball rolling towards actual governance in India. So, dear Lawyers The time to act is now. Let the Media and the Authorities understand that we will not be fed with bullshit anymore. Take this whole incident in your stride and uphold the sanctity of the profession that I would have loved to be a part of.

On a lighter note, if you need an activation plan to bring out your grievances, I am just a phone call away.

Like Bob Marley says,
GET UP STAND UP, STAND UP FOR YOUR RIGHT,
GET UP STAND UP, DON'T GIVE UP THE FIGHT!!!